I really need to find my underwear. I’ve been looking all over my apartment and their isn’t a single pair lounging around. I’m suspicious they’ve all been stolen.

My friend is on vacation. Pet name, you!

I can hear my roommate’s heavy heels clunk around outside my door. He usually tries to open my door before he knocks. What privacy I’ve got here. Especially when I got no undies. I’ll pretend I’m asleep if he tries.

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  Alicia Banaszewski wrote @

NERD!


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